COP: Put your phone down bro. DRIVER: No, no, no, no, no. COP: Put your phone down now. DRIVER: Get off me man. Now you're threatening to pepper spray me. COP: Ready? DRIVER: Are you ready? You can write me a speeding ticket and then you can go on your way. But you're threatening to drag me out of my car and pepper spray me. COP: No, I need to move
Ma'am, are there any weapons in the vehicle? Sure, sonny. A Kimber in the console, a Glock by my seat, a Colt in the glove box, an AK-47, AK-74, and an AR-15 in the back. Good Lord, lady! What are you so afraid of? Not a goddamn thing. CocoFun. Bring Laughter Into Your Life. Download on the App Store. Get it on Google Play.
Cooter & The Cop Episode #1. You know why I pulled you over? Well, if you forgot, how am I supposed to remember? Do you have any ID? Any ID about what? An ID. Tells me who you are. I can tell you who I am. I'm Cooter McScooter. Have you never been pulled over before? Is that what this is? Yes. No. Okay, so when you go fly, they ask you for an ID. W
Sir, your eyes appear bloodshot. Have you been smoking weed today, sir? And your eyes are glazed over. Does that mean you've been eating donuts, asshole? @CTHAGOD
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